03 August 2010
The Queen's Meme - If I Could Say Just One Thing
Reporting live from the shores of the Atlantic, we have The Queen's Meme #47.
If I could say just one thing to.......
1. Mel Gibson - If you get another life, I hope it is as a woman. Either that or STFU
2. Lindsay Lohan - Sorry you got the parents you did.
3. Chelsea Clinton - Glad you got the parents you did. Go be happy. You earned it.
4. The Pope - Have you seen the latest global population statistics?
5. BP Oil Company - Try to at least feel some shame for the business you are in.
6. My ex - Thank you for the nine years I needed to recover from my childhood.
7. My IPOD or computer - Please just let me talk and you do what I want. RTFM doesn't work because it is written by men and it is making me cry.
8. My favorite or least favorite teacher - Miss Neff of the yellow suit, bright red hair and purple orchid teaching office skills and saying we would thank you someday - You were right.
9. My family - One of the advantages of being the child of two black sheep: No matter how you turn out everyone is surprised that you did it so well.
10. My blog (What? You don't talk to your blog?) - One idea every day. Is that too much to ask? Just one every day?