03 August 2010

The Queen's Meme - If I Could Say Just One Thing


Reporting live from the shores of the Atlantic, we have The Queen's Meme #47.

If I could say just one thing to.......

1. Mel Gibson - If you get another life, I hope it is as a woman.  Either that or STFU

2. Lindsay Lohan - Sorry you got the parents you did.

3. Chelsea Clinton - Glad you got the parents you did.  Go be happy.  You earned it.

4. The Pope - Have you seen the latest global population statistics?

5. BP Oil Company - Try to at least feel some shame for the business you are in.

6. My ex - Thank you for the nine years I needed to recover from my childhood.

7. My IPOD or computer - Please just let me talk and you do what I want.  RTFM doesn't work because it is written by men and it is making me cry.

8. My favorite or least favorite teacher - Miss Neff of the yellow suit, bright red hair and purple orchid teaching office skills and saying we would thank you someday - You were right.

9. My family - One of the advantages of being the child of two black sheep:  No matter how you turn out everyone is surprised that you did it so well.

10. My blog (What? You don't talk to your blog?) - One idea every day.  Is that too much to ask?  Just one every day?

10 comments:

Cooper said...

one idea a day is not too much to ask...

loved the Mel G comment...

Jamie said...

STFU is a good response to a whole lot of things.

Travis Cody said...

Maybe if you don't look directly at the blog, then it might give up the ideas?

Shannon H. said...

Thank you for visiting my blog.

I am not hard on my ex. He was very abusive to me and the children and I am very glad we are away from him.

The Gal Herself said...

I think it's great that Miss Neff left such a lasting & positive effect on you!

Debster said...

I liked your last answer. I have no idea what to say to my blog. Maybe STFU? Oh wait...I say that to myself.

Thanks for stopping by. :-)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Miss Neff did well!

Xmichra said...

lmao... "One of the advantages of being the child of two black sheep: No matter how you turn out everyone is surprised that you did it so well".. that has got to be the most amusingly funny thing I have read all day! i very much laughed out loud, thanks for that :)

Linda said...

Hum, perhaps I'm just being stoopid tonight from having just spent way too many hours editing way too many pictures but what's STFU mean? Right now IDK and I'm too tired to look it up!

Mimi Lenox said...

Ha ha ha ha ha...to the Mel Gibson answer. I'm not reading anymore because I haven't done my own meme and your answers will be stuck in my pencil brain.

Thank you, as always, for playing!