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The Last Time Meme
This meme will make no sense. Do not expect it to. It has no rhyme or reason. There is no serious theme or deep thought required. Just answer with the first thought that pops into your brain and go with it. After all, that's how I made up the questions. Stop rolling your eyes.
When was the last time you……
rolled your eyes - Sunday Political Shows - Just how stupid are all politicians and corporate leaders?
Tied your shoe - Decades. I hate shoes and I hate shoes with laces most of all.
Reorganized your bedroom - About a month ago so we could cut a door through to what will become the downstairs bathroom.
Took a walk in the park - This past weekend.
Chewed gum - Again decades. Can't chew gum without feeling guilty. Could you if your mother said the following every time you chewed gum?
Gum chewing girls and cud chewing cows
So very alike yet different somehow
What is the difference, oh I see it now
It's the thoughtful expression on the face of the cow.
Drew a stick person - Don't draw stick people. I doodle scrolls and write stuff in them.
Activated something - My IPod at Christmas
Took a photograph - The snow trip to Paradise
Drank a milkshake - Don't drink milkshakes
Ate orange jello - Some family reunion thing including the shredded carrots and mayonnaise topping - Gad the things you do for relatives.
Google mapped an address - Yesterday looking for locations in Greenwich Village.
Sang your favorite song - All day yesterday, but this is the perfect place to insert one of them as it matches the theme.
Made a peace globe. (Please show us!) - Last Peace Globe Day of course.
Threw a baseball - About 40 years ago playing catch with my son
Fumbled with a button - That bit about shoes above ... Don't much like buttons either
Answered the doorbell - Two weeks ago for a package.
Spilled your drink - It wasn't me. Cats and wine glasses don't mix well.
Administered CPR - Just in class about 15 years ago
Looked in the mirror - This morning. As close to a scary movie as I want to get.
Testified in court - 1981
Made a sarcastic remark - During Sunday political shows.
Offered someone advice - Is there a day that goes by?
Watched a sunrise or sunset - I'm in WA. I go down before the Sun does. Sun rises every morning since I get up between 4 and 5.
Were jealous - Honestly, never since childhood. It's an emotion that I don't allow in my life. All symptoms of same are harshly stepped upon.
Smiled when you didn’t feel like smiling - Can't remember. I smile all the time, sometimes full and sometimes bemused, and sometimes with a little effort. You couldn't depress me with a sledge hammer.
Loved when you didn't feel like loving - Don't do this one either.
Ironed an article of clothing - There must be an iron around here somewhere.
Noticed you didn't give a damn - Hah! Send me an email.
Had a mammogram - April
Read your horoscope - A couple of months ago because I found and interesting one: Combine your Chinese and Western horoscopes. Here's mine for the Piscean Monkey
Moped - Don't do moping. Take a walk instead.
Held someone’s hand - Yesterday, my grandson.
Crossed a bridge - The snow trip to Paradise.
Threw away a candy wrapper - April. The son brought home gourmet Hershey candies from his last business trip.
Sat on a bench - Can't remember
Turned a page - Last night
Tripped over your own 2 feet - Yesterday and what's your next move Grace?
Sat on a beach - Way too long ago. I need a beach.
Dialed the wrong number - Ages
Ignored a phone call - Regularly
Kissed a bride - Haven't been to a wedding since 1971
Tweeted - Yesterday
Rode a roller coaster - 2000 - Need another roller coaster
You were really you - Every day of my life. What you see is what you get.
Cried yourself to sleep - 1984
Were speechless - MOI?
Rode a bus - 1989
Went to a funeral - 1984 which is why I was crying myself to sleep.
Were right - Opinionated constantly. Right - 75% of the time?
Smoked - Five years ago
Were left - 1984 was not a good year.
Googled - This morning
Bent over - This morning - I've taken up Pilotes
Sent a text message - This morning
Lit a candle - Last Night
Lost your temper - Don't do this one either. I take a walk until I can decide what to do with the negativity.
Fell off a horse - I've never fallen off one. Isn't the idea to stay seated? :-)
Changed the oil in your car - Took it to Jiffy Lube last month
Added a new FACEBOOK friend - Yesterday. I'm slowing collecting all the people from my high school graduating class.
Went bowling - Six years ago.
Laughed uncontrollably - Got the giggles this weekend.
Felt guilty - Ages. Another useless emotion.
Looked up a word in the dictionary - There are words in there I don't know? Actually looked for a synonym this morning for "trivially dull" to get "Banal"
Returned from the point of no return - The last time I watched "The River of No Return".
Couldn't remember your name - There is no way I could forget my name. It's more a matter of which one to use for what purpose.
Surrendered to temptation - As often as humanly possible.
Felt genuinely happy - This morning
Saw a famous person - Not counting politicians that would probably be Jane Wyman about 20 years ago. Counting politicians - about six years ago.
Kissed in a car - 2005
Sent a greeting card - This weekend. Two birthdays coming up this week.
Used your passport - 2004 for trip to Scotland
Yelled at your television - Growled at it this weekend. Oil spews make me very unhappy.
Confided a secret - Ages. I try not to have them and I don't tell those belonging to others.
Changed your blog template - A couple of months ago. I need a new one.
Danced like no one was watching - This morning
Wrote in cursive - yesterday
Took a driving test - 2005 after move to Washington
Backed up your computer files - Sunday, It's automatic.
When was the last time you said this was the last time? - Never say Never, but I might consider it now that I've gotten to the end of this thing.