08 November 2010

The Queen's Meme - The Fire Meme

The Bloggingham resident has crawled out from under a pile of Peace globes to once more let her curiosity run rampant. To join in on the fun, just pop on over to The Queen's Meme and submit yourself to the following interrogation.


The Fire Meme

1. You are stranded on a desert island. There is only one match left in the matchbox. What would you use it for?  To light the fire under the still.  I refuse to languish waiting for rescue without alcoholic assistance.

2. Do you burn bridges in relationships? - Not if I can help it.   If you want the story of my 39th birthday party, send an Email.

3.  Name one thing you'd like to set on fire today. - Can't really think of a "Thing".  Even incredibly bad taste to my mind is probably loved by someone.  Now if you want to alter that to people ..... I've got a little list of those who won't be missed.

4. Have you ever burned a cupcake? - And she hollered "Ouch!" when I did it.

5. If you had your choice and could change nature's ways, instead of smoke and lava, what should spew out of volcanoes? Rock Candy of course



6. When is the last time you used a Fire Extinguisher? 1971 - Downstairs neighbor children started a grease fire on the stove and tried to burn up the apartment building. Only their kitchen and dining area got scorched.

7. Have you ever known anyone with a fiery uncontrollable temper? How did you handle it? - Whacked him up the side of his head with a broom.

8. You are with your significant other. What song are you singing around the campfire? Thank goodness for double sleeping bags.



9. What is the one thing you'd gladly leave IN your house in case of fire. Not being a "thing" person, I would walk out with one box in an emergency ... anything else could go up in smoke if necessary.

10. When is the last time you got fiery fighting mad? - I don't do that. Ever.  Really

11. Do you believe in hell? Nope. Anything big enough for me to call it GOD isn't some petty tyrant that punishes those who don't measure up.

12. Do you or have you ever smoked? Quit five years ago after forty years of puffing.

And just to round things off, please be aware that I didn't start the fire.

3 comments:

femalestuffs.com said...

LoL to number #7 :D
A broom can be a lethal weapon too

Hop here from QM
Happy Tuesday
Risma

coopernicus said...

love the still answer...and my fave billy joel song...great post

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Red hot answers!